Now it gets a little complicated. There are a whole whack of stories to choose from. I'll try to organize them.

Laughing Matter is a series of stories about a fictional suburban town. Located to the north of West Utopia, East Utopia is both affluent and egalitarian. Every house is built on the same model with a variety of facades to help the citizens find their way home. Every lot is exactly the same size and shape. There's a parkette on every corner. But life is East Utopia is decidedly different.

Auntie still hangs out There's something in the air in East Utopia and it's blowin' in the wind.
Uncle's lost in the mail A wanderer takes an eternity to get home
Parents are from earth,
Teenagers are from the moon
My other logic genes are in the laundry
Busing in East Utopia Getting there is all the fun
The Bedding Rules It had to happen sometime
Ecoterrorism in the suburbs Bylaws Gone Bad
Thinking outside the box Taking back the basement
How I achieved world peace Nobel intentions
Sagging Cinderella Life's a ball if you hold up
A pound of cured Drawing a bead on fat

 

Once upon a time, make that all the time, I like to make fun of sailors in general and sailboat racers in particular. This a selection of stories, articles and an opera that make light of hot air.

Sailboat Building for the Home Handyman After the renovation, after the divorce, a boat's the ticket to ride
What in the World's?
(pdf only)
A comic opera. Small town meets big spenders.
The Girl from C.R.E.W.
(pdf only)
Not as glamorous as it sounds

And then there's these:

Miss Lily's School for Men Chainsaw Cuisine
A Magic Carpet in My Pocket An ode to the handkerchief

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